RAIMI RANT FEBRUARY 2001 Jennifer Who? Which? Huh? It seems that some Jennifer Graham has been going around lately and pretending to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Frankly, I'm confused. But who cares? There both a bunch of hotties. Whoo hoo! But, alas, Jennifer Graham has ended her career via Love's Gargoyle splash. You know something, come to think of it, put Hewitt and Graham together, and what a great team that would be, huh? Also speaking of not being seen again for some while, at Winter Blast, Sheryl Crow attacked a fan...a kid, for crying out loud. Renee's made her presence know and gave Crow the big ol' boot from the ASFW for a long time. CONGRATULATIONS TO PIPER PERABO for winning the Nuclear Winter tournament at Winter Blast. Now she gets a chance to go after the most coveted prize in the ASFW, ME! Or the world title, whichever she chooses. I hope she chooses me! Well, it seems that Angie Everhart and Shannon Elizabeth have litter-ally wormed their way back into the company. Those two pieces of trash need to be taken out, and for good. THEY TURNED ME DOWN FOR A DATE! I HATE THAT! Now the Valkryies are back, and looking probably their strongest. Krista Allen and Mariah Carey I believe are leading the group again. This time they've recruited the forces of Melissa Joan Hart and Renee Zellweger. And all three of them screwed Maria Grazia Cucinotta out of the world title. Renee's still steaming about this especially since they split her wide open at Winter Blast. There was no need for that. Luckily for us, Renee pit them in a triangle match at the following Rage against the Gothic Knights and The Outsiders. I tell you what, Renee got her revenge when the ref made the three count of Shannon Elizabeth. I'm sure Renee was in the back smiling about that one. Oh, and one more thing to the Valks: Zellweger, don't get too attached to that belt, cuz I believe Piper's going to be the one that takes it from you. And did I see correctly or did Parker and Reese get hitched while we were in Vegas? Not that I'm complaining but...HOW COME I WASN'T THE BEST MAN? Well, not in that way, if me, Parker, or Reese ever got together, I'm sure they would DEFINITELY call me the BEST MAN...NAH NAH! Recently we've seen Victoria Adams, also known as Posh Spice, quite upset about her lack of TV time. What's up with dat? This week, we've seen her confront our beloved owner in the hallways of her office demanding more matches? What's up with dat? And why was Renee asking her if she's been through her papers? What's up with dat? Finally, before I make my bed for another night of....well, you know...I want to know what is Julie Strain up to? She's been goading Joey Lauren Adams into a fight. Well, there was a fight at Winter Blast but I don't think anything between these two have been settled yet. Well, that's it for me. Happy Valentine's Day to all the beautiful women out there. I'm Ted Raimi, my door is always open to anyone in the ASFW...hint hint hint!